The Ballad of Jayne (revised in honor of good friends who are adopting a Newfoundland puppy and naming him "Jayne")
Jayne, the dog they call Jayne
He went from the couch
And he went to the door
He had to go pee
And perhaps to do more
Our love for him now
Ain't hard to explain
The dog that's a Newfy
The dog we call Jayne